Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Liz Earle Cleanse and Polish

A note to Mags from her skin (and this skin is angry)
Times were good, for a while there you spoiled me - you really did I had a few months of Liz Earle Cleanse and Polish (two tubes of cleansing goodness) and then you ran out.  I wasn't happy, I wasn't happy at all.

At first I showed my anger by breaking out in large angry spots on your chin, spots that weren't going anywhere for a while.  I though you would put two and two together thinking that it was me (your skin) reacting badly to the other cleansers.  But you persisted saying you were going to use up the other cleansers before you bought another Cleanse and Polish.

I decided I needed to step up the attack so I broke out in dry spots in random parts of your face (to confuse you after the spots).

Don't you remember how you could remove all your makeup and cleanse your face in one easy step? Don't you remember how soft and gentle the cleanser was on your eyes and how the cloth would wipe over your lids removing all traces of make including your mascara and tight lined eyeliner without the slightest irritation to your sensitive eyes?    Remember how your tried to do the same with the cleanser your now using and ended up like a weeping, red eyed demon?  (not attractive).  You would think that after all these things you would remember how easy to use and effective Cleanse and Polish is... but no you keep saying how your going to be sensible and finish other products first.  How sensible do you look when your skin is a disaster and your makeup applies like a mask.. you look like a fool (and what do we do with the fool? we pity the fool). 

So get your act together or else I shall make your t-zone dry and put spots on your cheek (I may in fact be working on that right now).

Go on visit  Liz Earle (here) and get some... you don't like your skin when its angry.
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1 comment:

  1. I@s like I wrote this myself!! Skin has been a mess for months since I ran out...just couldn't be bothered to go all the way to Milltown to re buy it but you've given me the push having the same skin response and am gonna go out there next week!

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